Candice and I went back to Disney World for our one year anniversary. We stayed at Coronado Springs, and were lucky enough to get the room closest to the lobby and a bus stop, which had also been refurbished with all sorts of new stuff including a 32″ HDTV. This hotel was much closer to the parks than where we stayed last year and also had less bus stops around the resort, which meant a bus ride that was about 5-10 minutes shorter…. and at midnight after an entire a day walking around a theme park, every minute less you have to stand up in packed bus full of sweaty people and noisy kids is a blessing.
Let’s start by talking about the parks.
Epcot — We love Spaceship Earth. There’s just so much to make fun of. 70’s disco in some random NASA office is hilarious. And the “Build Your Future” feature on the touch screens in your car is hilarious. It uses the picture it takes of you and shows animated versions of yourself living in the future. Loads of fun. We rode it 5 times.
The longest line we waited in all week long was at Soarin’. That is to be expected… However, the wait was only 25 minutes. For some reason, when we got to Soarin, there was no one in line. Immediately after we got in line, about a hundred other people did too. When we left Soarin, the wait was over 70 minutes. What amazing timing, as I’m sure that was the only time, ever, that Soarin has had a 25 minute wait 2 hours after the park opened.
We caught an amusing street show in the UK before I went into a pub for a Black & Tan. We saw a French guy stacking chairs about 20 feet high, and climbing on top of them. We saw a Canadian band playing Celtic Music (wait…what??). We continued to avoid the boring “History of whatever country” movies for the second year in a row. We finally did mission:space (the tame version). We skipped Figment, because the new version is incredibly lame. We played a lot of games that taught us about Fire Safety and Recycling in Innoventions. Test Track, Illuminations, blah blah blah… Oh, and I RODE A SEGWAY.
Magic Kingdom– I let Candice ride Winnie the Pooh twice. And visit Mickey and Minnie’s houses. And we rode Small World again and didnt get stuck this time. Laugh Floor is still hilarious, Buzz Lightyear is still fun, Jungle Cruise is still corny, and Pirates of the Carribbean is still piratey, the Transit Authority is still…well…the Transit Authority, and Carousel of Progress is still Carouselling around Progress (though the jump from 1930 to 1980’s version of 2000is weird). Splash Mountain still splashes, Thunder Mountain still thunders, and Space Mountain still spaces (wait…what?). Tommorowland is still my favorite area, though I did gain a new appreciation for Frontier Land and Adventureland.
MGM (oops, I mean “Hollywood Studios”) — The first morning there, waiting in the room for Tower of Terror, the Year of a Million Dreams team showed up. And we all got Dream Fastpasses. A Fast Pass to every ride in the park, good for that day. Awesome! We used it for Rockin Rollercoaster (saved 5 whole minutes), couldnt use it for Indiana Jones or Lights Motor Action Stunt Show (they stopped using Fast Passes), and didnt need it for one other ride, as there was no line.
However, it was worth it for one ride alone: Toy Story’s Midway Arcade. A new ride- a moving shoot’em’up like Buzz Lightyear, but with 3d glasses. So you can actually see the trajectory of your dart or baseball or hoops, and adjust your gun accordingly. It was incredibly fun. The wait never dipped below 60 minutes, and Fast Passes for it ran out before 10am. In other words, if we didnt have the Dream Fast Pass (which got us in there in 10 minutes), we’d have been waiting for an hour, at least, to ride it.
DisneyQuest - still awesome. Lots of arcade games and virtual reality games that are fun.
Animal Kingdom - Skipped it! Take that Animal Kingdom!
And now for the food:
Our first dinner was Les Chefs de France for dinner. We tried escargot for the first time (not too bad- mostly parsley, butter and garlic though), and I had awesome Onion Soup (it’s hard too make a French Onion soup I dont like, but some places have found a way- either being too watery, or somehow making the onions hard and sour). My entree was kind of a lame version of beans and rice, but candice had an awesome steak.
Brown Derby had good steak too, and pretty good app+dessert. Norway has a good lamb shank. I didnt like Japan’s sushi or tempura… We ate at a Winnie the Pooh buffet. Hoop-de-doo Review was loads of fun, as always.
We ate so much food. It felt like we never stopped eating.
Anyways, it was loads of fun, and we took it at a much more leisurely pace, so we didnt get as worn out as we did last year. Having spare time to go back to the room in the middle of the day was nice. I want to keep going back. Our driver to and from the airport told us he owns vacation rentals, and has a 6 bedroom 4 bath house with jacuzzi and pool for $1400/week. Thats only like $233 a couple if you find 1 couple for each room. And Disney would be awesomewith a group… any takers?